Now I’ve made my feelings pretty clear upon the subject and, as previously written, was looking forward to bunkering myself in and ignoring Xmas and people. I bought gallons of wine, fattening food and hired a bunch of movies. There… Read More ›
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How to Offend your Christian Neighbours
My neighbours think we are a lovely couple – nice, friendly, helpful, respectable. They are the old fashioned kind of neighbours who bring cakes and stuff to your front door when you first move in. They take your bins out… Read More ›
Drinking WINE whilst watching PORN with my ENGLISH HUBBY and having SEX with random AUSTRALIANS
Just a quick note here in case anyone noticed I’ve changed my WordPress theme. I’m no technical whizz and basically just picked anything with a little more detail, so I hope my mediocrity at presentation doesn’t put anyone off. I… Read More ›
50 Shades of Grey versus Pornhub – The Verdict
And the winner is, in a unanimous decision by my multiple personalities………..PORNHUB!! To be fair I only actually read half of 50 Shades. I‘ve never really been into romances and I felt this was an all too clichéd one, with… Read More ›
Cum Faces
I can’t honestly tell you what instigated this train of thought to me today. I haven’t watched porn, had sex or even remotely thought of anything sexual. But somehow I’ve been thinking of people’s orgasm face. It’s something done in… Read More ›
50 Shades of Grey versus Pornhub
If you reside on Planet Earth then you have probably heard of the chick-lit phenomenon that is ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’. I’ve never ‘seen’ word of mouth spread so fast and it seems that almost every woman I know is… Read More ›
While the boys are away, the girls will eat…
So here I am alone as my hubby goes out to get wrecked. Bothered? Hell no! Not when i have food to consume! When men are alone they watch porn, wank, maybe drink some beers and play shitty computer games… Read More ›
How’s your day been so far?
Today I did the weekly food shop. I’ve never been a big fan of shopping despite being a girl. I consider it a chore and I like to whizz through it as fast as possible with as little communication with… Read More ›
Geordie Lass in Oz 